no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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