The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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