Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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