I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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