I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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