hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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