Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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