There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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