what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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