i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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