the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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