I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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