help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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