why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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