He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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