I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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