whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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