So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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