everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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