She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
