If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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