And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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