So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Randomize
