Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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