i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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