Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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