wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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