Only a mothe r could love this liver
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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