Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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