After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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