Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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