If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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