people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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