We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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