Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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