i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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