Sry I called you an 8
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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