that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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