He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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