he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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