my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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