Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
When are your genitals available?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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