so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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