why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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