It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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