so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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