I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
