I heard we made out
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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