dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Porn is love you can see.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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