Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
