No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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