I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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