Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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