chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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