Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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