Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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