I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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